10 Jul they’re going to be so much smarter because of this.
Scene: The annual mom’s group campout, where several couples and a gaggle of kids converge in the Colorado mountains for dirt-fueled adventure. The dads decide to make an obstacle course for the toddlers, to keep them entertained while they
drink beer supervise carefully.
As kids navigate teetering planks, as tree stumps shake and two-by-fours bend under their weight, one of the dads proclaims, “They’re going to be so much smarter because of this.”
Another concurs, “These are the kinds of activities that will get them into Ivy League schools.”
Scraped knees, bruises and splinters are a small price to pay for YOUR CHILD’S FUTURE.